For hours of endless entertainment, my nurse recommends reading the Police Blotter which is a verbatim account of all local police dispatch calls. Check out these awesome gems:
B11-0068 13:53:30 Starr Rd SUBJECT IS BURNING MODEL AIRPLANES AND BIRDHOUSES IN A BAR B Q, HIGHLY INTOXICATED
T11-0107 14:18:11 Western Ave CHAINSAW TAKEN FROM SOMEWHERE IN TONASKET
W11-0013 08:35:14 Bigelow St MAN SAYS WIFE IS THROWING BOOKS AT HIM
R11-0070 15:46:37 Golden St STRAY CHIHUAHUA IN AREA. UNABLE TO CATCH.
K11-0309 19:43:50 Engh Rd INTOXICATED MALE WEARING A HAT AND DRIVING ELECTRIC CART, OFFENDING FEMALE CUSTOMERS
And last, but not least, my all-time favorite:
THE REPORTING PARTY'S PERSONAL PET GEESE HAVE GONE MISSING EVERY NIGHT THAT HER CAR ALARM GOES OFF. HER DOGS ARE BARKING AND LOOKING TO THE EAST
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