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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Stranded

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Thanks to freezing rain and the prospect of an ice storm, flight 42 to Anchorage has been canceled, so I am stranded in Bethel until tomorro...
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Monday, November 12, 2012

Where Are My Jelly Candies???!

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Yes, this is what I've been reduced to: after 9 exhausting days on the inpatient wards and the possibility that my flight out of Bethel ...
Friday, November 09, 2012

Mucomyst for Dummies

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Now we've got a strange combination of rain from the sky with stubbornly persistent slush and ice on the ground, and all flights have be...
Thursday, November 08, 2012

Flakes of Snow

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The inpatient wing recently got a makeover with mesmerizingly gorgeous simulated wood laminate flooring that makes it look like a spa. Very ...
Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Dust Bowl of the North

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Against my better judgement (what sane person would want to willingly trek northward to subzero temperatures?), I'm back in Bethel for a...
Monday, September 17, 2012

Abdominal X-Ray, Anyone?

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For most patients who come in for evaluation of abdominal pain, an x-ray rarely elucidates the etiology of the pain, with a couple of rare e...
Thursday, August 09, 2012

The Natural History of Gel Shellac

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I had my very first manicure done in preparation for a friend's wedding, and I foolishly allowed the manicurist to talk me into getting ...
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Thursday, July 19, 2012

Not Your Garden Variety Urgent Care Patients

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Patient #1 He's an 88-yr-old man brought in by his adult son.  For the past 2 days, the patient has been feeling dizzy and, curiously, ...
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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Vaginal Discharge with Sore Throat and No Insurance

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It's always a dilemma when we see patients with no health insurance who are paying out of pocket for everything: you want to provide hig...
Monday, May 21, 2012

Injuries in the Era of Digital Technology

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When I saw "wrist laceration" on the list of chief complaints for patients waiting to be seen, I couldn't help wondering if it...
Sunday, April 15, 2012

Possibly the Most Useful Thing I've Done in the Past 3 Months...

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She was unfailingly polite, despite her embarrassment, as she introduced herself, shook my hand, and explained her problem.  She and her hus...
Saturday, January 14, 2012

TB Or Not TB

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A 15-yr-old girl came to the ED after 9 days of fever, night sweats, and productive cough that did not improve with antibiotics.  She had be...
Friday, January 13, 2012

Medevac Wars

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The other doc on wards with me got a call about a 50-yr-old male with bright red hematemesis and a rapidly falling hematocrit in one of the ...
Thursday, January 12, 2012

If Work Doesn't Kill Me, This Virus Might

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It's -24 degrees (closer to -40 degrees with the wind chill factor) and my lungs are very unhappy.  The walk between the hospital and my...
Wednesday, January 11, 2012

My Nemesis Dr Tran

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There is locums hospitalist named Dr Tran whose visits to Bethel often precede mine by one week or less.  This causes a great deal of confus...
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Tuesday, January 10, 2012

You Know You've Been Thoroughly Bethel-ized When...

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...you're excited to purchase your very first pair of ice cleats!  Which, it turns out, I didn't really need because we're in th...
Monday, January 02, 2012

Mormon Fisticuffs and Other Sources of Excitement

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New Year's eve was a wildly eventful day in clinic.  From a 36-yr-old woman with probable pneumonia who was tachypneic and only satting ...
Thursday, December 08, 2011

It's Official: Psychiatric Patients Are Really Liking My Hair Today

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For the past 25 years, I've been secretly cutting my own hair.  It started when I was in college and I had super thick waist-length hair...
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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

85 Patients!!!

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Most of the time, I enjoy my new job, but every now and then I have a truly horrifying day that takes the wind out of my sails.  On Monday, ...
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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Pattern Recognition

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I recently saw a 36-yr-old female who had a 5-day history of vaginal irritation with a "burning" sensation.  She was seen a few da...
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Monday, October 31, 2011

Driving My Life Away

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I'm very excited about finally starting my first permanent MD job.  The lovely thing about urgent care is that patients generally presen...
Friday, September 30, 2011

Hoh Hoh Hoh

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The Hoh Rain Forest, which is part of the Olympic National Park, is truly a wonder of the Pacific Northwest.  One of just a few temperate ra...
Thursday, September 22, 2011

Trying To Act Like A Professional

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Imagine you're seeing a 58-yr-old patient in clinic for the first time who is having problems with chronic hip pain.  He is very tan, an...
Saturday, September 17, 2011

Flattery Will Get You Everywhere

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Cape Flattery is just 8 miles away, and it's known as the northwesternmost point of the contiguous United States.  It was named in 1778 ...
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Friday, September 09, 2011

Blackberry Teeth and the Neah Bay Rumor Mill

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Sometimes clinic staff will bring in a homemade treat to share with everyone.  Today it was a beautiful and impressively large blackberry co...
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Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Escape to Victoria

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I can't imagine what it's like to be one of only two full-time permanent doctors in a remote rural community, constantly being on ca...
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Saturday, August 27, 2011

These Boots Were Made For Walk-Ins

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The clinic has 6 exam rooms and 1 small trauma room which is often used for minor accidents, since the closest hospital is 60 miles away in ...
Thursday, August 18, 2011

Neah Bay

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Goodbye, Space Needle! For my final locums gig, I'm working for the Indian Health Service in Neah Bay which is in the northwesterl...
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Thursday, August 11, 2011

Fly Away With Me

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My final night float elicited all kinds of excitement: -A 77-yr-old woman who had collapsed and was found to have a blood glucose level of ...
Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Night of Incredibly Bad OB Mojo

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My night float started off with a 24 yr old G1 P0 at 36 + 2/7 wks with her baby in footling breech position, having contractions every 5 min...
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Hopelessly addicted to bittersweet chocolate. Aspiring to become a silversmithing, filmmaking, baton-twirling genius. But I would settle for very sharp, very tiny scissors.
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